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Ummm… Ouch?!?

I can’t believe he got up so soon.

(I couldn’t bring myself to file this one in the “Humor” category)

My Sister at the Penn National Horse Show

My oldest sister Cindy showed on Hunt Night at the Pennsylvania National Horse Show with her horse Patrick. She did a great job!

But isn’t it BIGGER now?

Why does everyone still refer to the bailout plan as “The 700 billion dollar” plan, when it’s now bigger than 800 billion dollars?

Bacon Nirvana

Wow.

Bacon Nirvana

Bacon Nirvana

You like to WHAT?!

I like to shoot it in the water.
- Mike

*context intentionally withheld

Anytime on the Bay

This past weekend, I went on an overnight boat trip on the Chesapeake Bay with some friends and had a blast. The boat is a 40 foot vintage Hinckley B40, of which only 203 were made and we sailed on it from 7:00 PM on Saturday until 6:30 PM on Sunday, going across the Chesapeake and into the Choptank river… all at night.

Saturday evening was phenomenal with clear skies and a full moon. We were the only boat on the bay running with no engine noise and just the gentle splash of the hull through the water and the quiet flapping of the sails. We sailed to the Choptank river and then anchored in the middle of nowhere, while the captain grilled steaks and cooked corn on the cob. Having dinner on a boat in the middle of nowhere during a full moon with a bunch of friends just completely rocks.

More info on the boat and the charter can be found at http://www.anytimeonthebay.com.

AnytimeCrewSunset Stage 1

Sunset Stage 2MoonriseBreakfast

Dr. Horrible… Rock on!

I just heard about and watched a new internet movie by Joss Whedon and friends called “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog” starring Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie, etc), Nathan Fillion (Firefly, Slither), and Felicia Day (The Guild).  You have have also now heard about it. You now need to go watch it. Seriously. Go. Now. Click the picture.

Did he actually SAY that?!

Did he actually SAY that? … with a straight face?!

I just saw a video of President Bush talking about the Russia/Georgia situation. The speech was fraught with hypocrisy, but then he got to this line…

 Bullying and intimidation are not acceptable ways to conduct foreign policy in the 21st century.

In the immortal words of Phoebe Buffay, “Hello, Pot? This is kettle. You’re black!”

I’m thinking that the speechwriter had to have put that line in on a bet.

“Dude, I bet I can get him to say this with a straight face!”

“No way.”

“Betcha $50!”

“You’re on!”

I am just constantly astounded that George W. Bush is the man who is the “leader” of our country.

Here’s a link to the video: Bush addresses the Russia/Georgia issue

Terrorism a threat for decades?

I have mixed feelings about a report by Defense Secretary Robert Gates last week. It makes me uneasy, but the quotes that I read seemed pretty rational. Things like this…

“Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates says that even winning the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan will not end the “Long War” against violent extremism [...]“

I think what I like is the acknowledgement that “winning” in Iraq and Afghanistan won’t “win” the fight against terrorism. I think what makes me uneasy is the use of the term “Long War.”

Another bit that sounds good…

Gates embraces the “Long War” term that his predecessor, Donald H. Rumsfeld, invoked to equate the fight against terrorism with struggles against Soviet communism and Nazi fascism. His strategy, however, departs from Rumsfeld’s focus on preemptive military action and instead encourages current and future U.S. leaders to work with other countries to eliminate the conditions that foster extremism.

Eliminating the conditions that foster extremism sounds like a much better plan to me than “blowing them up.” However, again there’s the “Long War” term. It strikes me as very Crusade-like… as in “The Crusades.” As long as there are opposing religions in the world, you’re going to have this situation. Eliminating the “conditions that foster extremism” would probably lessen the amount of extremism, but it will never be eliminated as long as there is religion… and religion isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. I’m not talking about any particular religion, either. Just religion in general.

One more quote from Gates…

“Success in Iraq and Afghanistan is crucial to winning [the war on terrorism], but it alone will not bring victory.”

This gives me more conflicting feelings than the other quotes. First, as I stated earlier, it’s good that he recognizes that “winning” in Iraq and Afghanistan won’t solve the problem. However, the idea that a “war on terrorism” can ever be won… period… just seems absurd. We haven’t even won the “war on drugs” and that problem is just based on greed. How can you expect to win a “war on terrorism” which is based on fanatical faith?

I don’t have a perfect solution, but getting a realistic and rational perspective on the issue is the first step to finding one. Making enemies by blowing people up and occupying a country (or two or three) isn’t going to help. Maybe Gates is on track with his idea of eliminating the conditions that cause extremism, but I doubt he’s including religion in his idea of “conditions.” Taking care of the other “conditions,” however, is a great start and I hope he gets to run with that plan.

Original Link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25943246/

Best Shaving Cream EVER!

So, since I’m a guy and since I shave with a blade, I’m always looking for a better shaving experience; a better razor, better shaving cream, better after-shave, etc. I’ve reviewed a few razors in the past: Gillette Mach 3 (thumbs up), Gillette M3 Power (thumbs down), Gillette Fusion (neutral), Gillette Fusion Power (thumbs up), Schick Quattro (thumbs mostly up), some crappy knockoff brand from Wal-Mart (thumbs way down). I’ve never, however, reviewed any shaving creams.

Until now!

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Glenn Beck on Personal Responsibility

I love this editorial. I wish he’d do one that followed up on his initial statements about personal responsibility, too, but this is good stuff, anyway.

Glenn Beck: Too bad, Michigan and Florida

Kurt Russell vs. Patrick Swayze

“Imagine how much faster the bad guys would have gotten their butts kicked if Kurt Russell had been in Ghost.” *

* opinions expressed in the above quote are not necessarily those of the blog author (I just think the quote is funny as hell).