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The Dream Ticket

So a lot of people are speculating about whether Hillary will end up being Obama’s Vice-Presidential running mate and they’re calling it the “Dream Ticket.” I was somewhat ambivalent about it until today when I heard that John Edwards threw his support behind Obama. Then I started thinking that what I’d really like to see is a ticket with Barack Obama and John Edwards. I think that would be a ticket that would easily defeat McCain and would toss a whole lot of “change” into the system… at least philosophically and rhetorically. Whether anything would actually change is another matter, but those two gentlemen would be able to pull in votes from pretty much every demographic that exists (other than right-wing Bush minion/acolytes).

I’m not sure if I really like their proposed policies, but I’m thinking that they’d take the country in a direction almost a polar opposite from where it’s been going and that would definately be a good thing… at least for awhile… until we reach some sort of ideological center point again.

Glenn Beck on Personal Responsibility

I love this editorial. I wish he’d do one that followed up on his initial statements about personal responsibility, too, but this is good stuff, anyway.

Glenn Beck: Too bad, Michigan and Florida

Georgel Bushstro

Today is was announced that Fidel Castro was stepping down and would not seek another term as Cuba’s leader. His brother Raoul will most likely be his successor since he’s held provisional power for a year and a half now. I heard a brief interview with one of his ex-cabinet members (I assume it was ex, but I can’t find the story at the moment) who described Castro in the following way (this is paraphrased): “When he had a project in mind, it didn’t matter what the arguments were against it or what the evidence was against it, he held to his convictions about that project.”

I immediately thought they were talking about George W. Bush and did a double-take. I suppose these two guys have similar philosophies.

Now some would say that not “holding to your convictions” is “flip-flopping” and is a bad thing. In some cases, this is no doubt true. However, those same people usually will call a position change “flip-flopping” even if the change is a result of new contradictory information becoming available. In a situation where new information is considered, a change of position is called “being rational.” Anyone who does not take new information or new  [...]

Looking for the Perfect Candidate

I’m a registered independant voter so I don’t get to vote in the primaries. I only get to pick between the candidates pre-chosen by the Democratic and Republican parties. That doesn’t bother me much since I usually don’t care for either one and have to simply pick the lesser of two evils.

So for the 2008 election, it looks like I’ll get to pick between a right-wing religious conservative candidate or a left-wing tax-and-spend liberal candidate. There really don’t seem to be many (if any) candidates who are moderate.

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Bush Hates Poor Kids

With his October 3rd veto of the bipartisan SCHIP bill, President Bush has sent a pretty clear message that lower-income families should really fend for themselves when it comes to insuring their children. He’ll say otherwise, but since his speeches on the subject seem to indicate a lack of understanding about the program’s operation, he’s either ignorant (or stupid, but we won’t go there at the moment), or lying and actually does hate poor kids.

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Kurt Russell vs. Patrick Swayze

“Imagine how much faster the bad guys would have gotten their butts kicked if Kurt Russell had been in Ghost.” *

* opinions expressed in the above quote are not necessarily those of the blog author (I just think the quote is funny as hell).

Soldiers’ Deaths Don’t Matter?

In reference to the Republican support for the president’s Iraq strategy not holding out all that much longer, Representative Thomas M. Davis III (Republican – Va.) said the following…

The key for everybody is to try to find a way to declare victory and get out of there.

So in essence, what he’s saying is that, in order to get out of Iraq, we need to find a way to save face and claim that it’s a victory. We don’t need to actually have a victory… just be able to spin it that way.

I think that’s possibly the pinnacle of self-centered absurdity. It seems the Bush administration (and its supporters) are willing to continue to sacrifice lives in order to “save face” and not harm Bush’s evidently fragile ego. Based on Davis’s comment, they’re not staying there to help Iraq or to bring stability to the region (since it’s obvious that the opposite has happened), but they’re staying there so that they don’t have to say “Oops.”

Link to the MSNBC article here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18586983/

The Potato Joke

I saw this on Cindy’s blog and thought it was worth posting. Ha!

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Fred,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
For heaven’s sake, don’t dig up that garden! That’s where I buried the BODIES!
Love,
Fred

At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That’s the best I could do under  [...]

What’s up with Condi?

Condoleezza Rice

So… it might just be my warped impression, but Condoleezza Rice always seems to sound like she’s about to burst into tears whenever she’s speaking. It’s like her voice is right on the edge of cracking and she’s trying her damndest to maintain her composure… but she’s only one dirty look away from a complete tearful breakdown.

She also seems to look pissed off in most pictures I see of her. I wonder if that’s related.

The Lord of the Rings Online

Pingwulf riding past WeathertopWell, a few weeks ago, my friend Mike got me a closed beta key to play The Lord of the Rings Online. I started playing it and was really enjoying it, but was still waffling over whether to pre-order the game (thus gaining nice benefits if I decided to play it when it went live) or to just stop playing when beta ended. Mike kept trying to coerce me into getting it, to no avail, so he finally forced me to commit to playing the game by pre-ordering it for me as a birthday present. FFS!

So now I’m committed to playing it, which isn’t a disappointment because it really is fun and well-done. Two months before launch, it’s more polished and complete than most competing MMORPG’s are after six months from their release dates. The closed beta ends this Monday and the open beta starts for pre-order customers on March 30th. For non pre-order customers, open beta starts a week later. Pre-order customers also get a couple bonus items when the game goes live and they get to keep their characters (up to level 15) from beta, which is really nice for  [...]

Drew’s Preemptive Strike

For round three, Drew fired off his submission before I got around to sending one of mine. I find it extremely disturbing and I’m thinking I’ll most likely lose a lot of sleep… or at least have a much higher frequency of nightmares. FFS!

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Round Two!

Drew and I have traded bizarre images again. Here’s what we came up with.

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